![]() VIOLENCE/GORE 4 - A woman slaps her adult nephew in the face he is surprised but unharmed. An older man talks to his son and wife, remembering that his wife used to be a prostitute and a pole dancer. A man tells a coworker that he had to "bang his way to the top" by having sex with older women on the board of directors and he says it was difficult because he couldn't maintain his erection. A woman doing a large amount of business at a bank walks out with her banker and teases him about flirting with her and they both laugh. I want sex, George" their pre-teen son asks if he should leave the room and the couple says yes. An older woman tells a male houseguest to get out of bed for an appointment or she will "get completely naked, get up in that bed with you and spoon." A wife says to her husband in the kitchen, "I want a new life. ► We hear that over 50 years ago an older man and an older woman met near an army base, had sex, and he is the father of her adult son. A woman wears a short-sleeved blouse with a keyhole front opening that reveals cleavage and the front of her bra. A man stares at his wife's behind as she bends over to look into the oven and says, "Her butt is chewing that dress alive." ► A woman wears a tight tank top that reveals cleavage along with tight black stretch pants clinging to thighs and legs. ► A woman scanned for a commercial air flight says the scanner makes her stand in a very sexual way, with her legs spread out farther than when she birthed her daughter an officer pats her down (chest, back, legs and thighs under a longish shirt) and she complains about it all, then tells the officer he owes her at least a cigarette or something after that sexual-like activity. Things I’d Rather Do Than See Madea’s Witness Protection :ġ.) Be strapped to a chair, having to listen to Justin Beiber songs on a continuous loop, for the next 24 hours.Ģ.) Go sweater-vest shopping with Rick Santorum.ģ.) Replace my current wardrobe with Snuggies and Crocs in assorted colors.ĥ.) Engage in carnal activities with Flavor Flav.Ħ.) Let Stevie Wonder give me a haircut in the dark.ħ.) Do a pantsless split on a bed of nails.ĩ.) Have a face-to-face conversation with a person suffering from Halitosis who will speak in words only beginning with the letter “H”.ġ0.) Become a registered Republican, vote for Romney in November, be exposed as a fraud by my contemporaries, change my name, dye my hair, move to a remote location, and need a witness protection program of my own.SEX/NUDITY 4 - An older woman asks an older man she just met if he wants to have sex he declines and slowly backs away, walking out of the room. Cicely Tyson appears out of nowhere and says something “profound”.Īnd even if the movie does differ from the aforementioned concepts, there are a bizillion things i’d rather do than see it.More over-acting, someone crying at this point.Insert vague Christian moral lessons from Madea.(church ladies will nod in agreement). ![]() Heroine will consist of either a vulnerable single mother who’s been victimized by a man and meets a light-skinned dude who will “sweep her off her feet” and Teach Her To Let Her Guard Down and Love Again or a callous, cut-throat career woman who finds out that if she doesn’t Take Care of Her Man and have his babies, someone else will.Secondary characters will over-act, over dramatize, over-emphasize the already cliched script.She slaps some kids around and slides around in her house shoes, providing us with images of The Mammy and hypermasculine-”strong black woman” within five minutes of the film. I mean, if you’ve seen the other 8,000 Perry films, you already know whats going to happen: What other logical explanation is there for the creation of yet another disastrous addition to the Madea series? And while some people don’t mind paying 10 bucks to sit in a theater surrounded by black church ladies to watch the world’s Most Acclaimed Minstrel show, I don’t really see the point. It’s official: Tyler Perry hates black people.
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